Nerd Alert

Sep 30

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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ellalovesrauce
Sep 30
Sep 30

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

Sep 30

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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Sep 30

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

Sep 30

spacedyke:

black cats are MINI PANTHERS

and i love bby for coming up with calling a black cat we know ‘minipanther’

Sep 30

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

Sep 30
Sep 30
pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS


is that car even real

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

Sep 30

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”